December 2011
On one hand I am excited that I am going to be in london for the new year because being in the capital ringing in the new year is significantly better than any other new year I’ve had where I’ve not left the house but on the other hand I am terrified of being in london for the new year because i don’t even like going into cities at the best of times never mind the capital when...
it’s only just dawned on me that 2011 ends tomorrow
that’s it
tomorrow is the last day of the year
2011 is never gonna be lived AGAIN
Watchtoo many christmas shoppers make them all go away I’ve sat on the floor and given up on life somebody rescue me from this hell
my little brother got a justin beiber album and a justin beiber poster for christmas and also he got a radio and he is now playing justin beiber a bit too loudly and I don’t think I want to be a part of my family anymore for condoning this behaviour
my great nan still looks like she’s living in the 1940s there is nothing modern about her at all which makes her fabulous
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merry christmas you filthy animals
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I didnt realise john travolta plays a big fat woman in hairspray this is already the best film ever
I’ve just found it weird that every word requires a string of other words to define it and then each of those words defining the first word has a separate string of words defining them and so on
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cashcrab:
A teenage girl brings her father into Forever 21 so she can pick out some new clothes for him to buy for her. Both of them have completely forgotten that they are standing on a floating blue-green sphere of crust and rock, which is speeding through the universe and is a mere speck within a giant galaxy that is only one of billions of galaxies, along with black holes, dark matter, other...
I wonder how many people who genuinely believe the world is going to end in 2012 will commit suicide or go crazy and start looting and mugging and rioting and murdering people because they’ll think that we’re all going to die anyway so why the hell not
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it doesn’t feel like christmas at all this year time is going too fast it still feels like it should be november someone make the world slow down
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this is the first time I’ve been awake for major world wide news usually I wake up in the morning and something dramatic has happened and everyone is clued in and im confused and lost and I don’t know what year it is or where my false teeth are
Kim Jong Il is dead!!!!
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it’s christmas in a week
last year someone’s uncle grew a beard and they told him they didn’t like his beard so he shaved it off, wrapped it up and gave it them for christmas
I wish to shake the hand of this man
my beards gotten so long that if i look down my own face i can see it
ps its my birthday happy birthday to me
I wish I had been the age I am now in times around the late 80’s and early 90’s simply because I would have loved to been around and been able to go to festivals and gigs where bands like pulp and blur and the stone roses and the cure and queen etc were fresh and in their prime time
i’m hearing “we found love” by rihanna EVERYWHERE lately and i was having a wash before and there was no soap but there was dove body wash and in my head i said “we found dove in a soapless place” and it made me want to drown myself
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sooner or later society is going to collapse and game shows are going to turn lethal, shows like The Cube are going to pull random contestants out of the population and if you lose all of your lives then you are deemed unfit and are locked in, where you then face a fight to the death with the woman who demonstrates all of the games. Its happening now except it isn’t televised, when they...
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